PSYCHOBABBLE EXTRAORDINAIRE

Ali, 20, 3rd year BSc. Psychology

Cheese & Onion.

#WHATSHOULDBMCCALLME: stages of acceptance upon realizing that all of your senior work is due in three weeks

whatshouldbmccallme:

1. deny any possibility that this is the case

2. break down when you realize that the end is unavoidable

3. lash out at those around you

4. react poorly to anyone else complaining about their workload

5. avoid reality with food

6. avoid reality with drinking

THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS CREATED. THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS.

(Source: finnick-lost-his-trousers-and, via sonic-hip-attack)

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bittersweetvictory:

sarahlestrange:

scrabblesmcjellyfish:

wegoteachotheroutofallthis:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

maskedcrusader:

toocooltobehipster:

omfg

OMFG. THIS IS THE BEST THING OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY GIGGLES

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YHERE ATE ACTUAL TEARS STRWAMING DOWB MY FACE

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIOHMTYGOD MY STOMACH HYRTS FROMS L;AUGHING DSO HARD

This was a bad idea to watch in this crowded starbucks lol

ai cmrying!!! 

iomghgrg i thought people were overreacting but i genuinely nearly peed

(Source: kumkardashian)

Crap.

I just swallowed a shard of glass.

Q
does that chick have shlong in the picture you jst posted?
from:Anonymous
A

It would seem so, but when you look closely, it’s the guys hand. Unfortunate placement!

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summmerrose:

yukidama:

This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele

screaming

aww she looks just like my little girl when she was a kitten!  gypsy’s a stone cold bitch but gets just like this when i play piano hahaha

(Source: sucking-fluts, via heroesthrowingstones)

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